10. Separated at birth: Col. Gaddafi
and the King of Pop? Funny that both hit the height of their
careers in the roaring Reagan 80s. – OhMyGov!
9.
"Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi said that people protesting against him
are under the influence of 'hallucination pills.' In a related story, Charlie
Sheen just boarded a plane to Libya." —Conan O'Brien
8. "Here's a guy who's nuts — Moammar
Gadhafi. Aretha Franklin called, she wants her hat back." —David Letterman
7. "Bill Clinton recently revealed
that he only sent two e-mails while he was President. Then he added, 'And it
turns out those pills are just a scam.'" —Jimmy Fallon
6. "Gadhafi said he will fight the
protestors until the end and he will die as a martyr. The protestors responded
by saying, 'Deal.'" —Jay Leno
5. "George Clooney says he's had
sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime
Minister of Italy." —Conan O'Brien
4. "President Obama has appointed
AOL founder Steve Case to the White House jobs council. Hiring the founder of
AOL is expensive, but Obama got a CD-ROM in the mail that offered 100 free
hours." –Jimmy Fallon
3. "In Libya this could be the end
for strongman and exhausted Lionel Ritchie impersonator Moammar Khadafy. With
any luck we’ll get to see citizens storm the Palace and Moammar’s posse of 40
to 50 female bodyguards defend him. That news footage will be golden. The
menacing click-clack of razor-sharp 5-inch stiletto heels. Choreographed waves
of 6-foot amazons spin-kicking protesters in the jaw. It’ll be like a Janet
Jackson video." –Stephen Colbert
2. "In order to acknowledge gay
members Facebook added two new relationship options: 'In a civil union' and 'In
a domestic partnership.' Then, to make sure they didn't miss anyone, they added
'One time in college.'" —Conan O'Brien
1. "People in Libya want Moammar
Gadhafi to leave. The problem is, he'll be replaced by his idiot son, Moammar
W. Gadhafi." –David Letterman
David Letterman's "Top Ten
Little-Known Facts About United States Presidents
10. William Howard Taft was so fat, he's considered our 27th and 28th
presidents
9. Teddy Roosevelt answered the phone, 'Hellosevelt?'
8. The K in James K. Polk stood for Kanye
7. Like the cartoon cat, James A. Garfield loved lasagna and hated Mondays
6. To conserve energy when possible, Jimmy Carter would travel via pogo stick
5. During one of his fireside chats, FDR accidentally burned down the map room
4. John Tyler was the only president to work his way up from the mailroom
3. Zachary Taylor's vice president was a cocker spaniel named Angus
2. Our only unmarried president, James Buchanan was fond of posing as his own
first lady
1. George W. Bush was not born in the United States
