10. "In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled
President Obama's healthcare mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory
for President Obama, who spent three years promoting it, and a major setback
for Mitt Romney, who spent three years creating it." –Jay Leno
9. "It's a great day for President Obama. His
healthcare law was upheld by the Supreme Court. The president apparently had
three speeches ready to go this morning. One if the law was overturned, one if
the law was upheld, and one if Joe Biden chewed up the other two." –Craig
Ferguson
8. "Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline,
leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs." –Jay
Leno
7. "Today Joe Biden said the only place Mitt Romney has
created jobs is in China. This has sparked an angry rebuttal from Romney
spokesperson Wen Cheng-Bao." –Conan O'Brien
6. "The Chicago police are sponsoring a gun buy-back program. Anyone who
returns a gun, no questions asked, gets a $100 gift certificate in return. To
which attorney general Eric Holder said, 'Why didn't I think of that?'"
–Jay Leno
5. "A new survey found that only 31 percent of
Americans would want to sit next to Mitt Romney on a flight. Romney was so
upset, he was like, 'I don't understand. How would they get on my private
jet?'" –Jimmy Fallon
4. "Over the weekend, Mitt Romney held a retreat for
his donors, which included dancing. At one point, people started doing 'The
Robot' – or as Romney calls that, 'The Me.'" –Jimmy Fallon
3. "President Obama has a new ad that hits Mitt Romney's business career
by calling him an 'outsourcer-in-chief.' Romney responded with an ad of his own
— made by an excellent company in India." –Jimmy Fallon
2. "A new study found that a record number of America's
wealthiest citizens are renouncing their citizenship to avoid high taxes. Which
explains why today Donald Trump claimed HE was born in Kenya." –Jimmy
Fallon
1. "Mitt Romney reminds me of the guy in high school who only has friends
because his parents have a swimming pool." –David Letterman
David Letterman's "Top Ten Summer
Blockbuster Films About Presidents"
10. Jurassic Polk
9. Franklin Delano Robocop
8. Harding and Kumar Go to White Castle
7. The Trumanator
6. Prometheus S. Grant
5. How Bubba Got His Groove Back
4. Herbert Hoover: Fully Loaded
3. Buchanan vs. Predator
2. James Monroe: Male Gigolo
1. Dude, Where's My Birth Certificate?
