10. "Mitt Romney is now in London to see his horse compete in the dressage
event. Dressage is kind of like horse ballet. Finally something that connects
Romney with the average American voter." –Jay Leno
9. "There’s talk that Mitt Romney’s
campaign is paying for Twitter followers. Yes, he’s paying for people to like
him. Or, as it’s called politics." –Jimmy Fallon
8. "Even though the Olympics take
place during Ramadan, some Muslim athletes said they will not fast during
games. Then, after sampling the British food, they said, on second thought,
fasting sounds good." –Conan O'Brien
7. "It's now being reported than
Mitt Romney's campaign brought in 200 African American supporters to help cheer
him on when he spoke at the NAACP meeting. And it cost him a lot of money
because he had to fly them in from the Cayman Islands." –Jay Leno
6. "The Obama campaign spent more
money in June than it took in. Every businessman will tell you, you can’t run a
campaign like that. Apparently, you can run a government like that, but not a
campaign." –Jay Leno
5. "The Jim Henson company, which
created the Muppets, have cut their ties with Chick-Fil-A because of the
company's anti-gay marriage stance. Insiders say the move came after intense
pressure from Bert and Ernie." –Jay Leno
4. "The apartment President Obama
used to live in when he was a college student is now up for rent. It's $2,400 a
month, which is a bargain when you consider how much money Mitt Romney is
spending to try and move into where Obama is living now." –Jay Leno
3. "Congresswoman Michele Bachmann
wants an investigation as to whether Islamists have infiltrated the highest
levels of the federal government. You know what's really frightening? After
listening to Michele Bachmann, you realize idiots have infiltrated the highest
levels of the federal government." –Jay Leno
2. "Mitt Romney will travel to
London where he will attend the Olympics opening ceremony . Of course it's
going to be weird when they're announcing all the countries, and he's like 'Got
a bank account there, got one there, two bank accounts there." –Jimmy
Fallon
1. "Mitt Romney said while he is in Europe, he won't be apologizing to
anybody. He has nothing to apologize for. A lot of those people overseas now
have good jobs because of him. They are very very grateful." –Jay Leno
